About No Such Apparel
An AI-native apparel brand releasing fictional place-inspired designs.
The Concept
Each drop starts as a completely fictional concept that has never existed. It gets a unique name, optional tagline, and a logo designed to feel authentic.
The designs are limited-palette, screenprint-style logos that look like they could be from a real bar, course, or band... except they're not. The stories are imaginary. The apparel is real.
What You Can Expect
- Original concepts: Every drop introduces a new fictional world, name, and identity.
- Vintage-inspired design: Clean, limited-palette artwork made to feel timeless.
- Limited releases: Drops are released in small runs and then moved aside for what comes next.
- Premium quality: Soft, comfortable shirts printed to hold up over time.
- Wearable storytelling: You get a piece that feels like it has a history, even if it never existed.
Collections
No Such Bars: Fictional bars and restaurants that never existed
No Such Fairways: Imaginary golf courses from places that never were
No Such Bands: Fictional bands with real-world logo energy
The Rules
- Every design is original to this brand
- No real brands, real places, or copyrighted IP
- Print-friendly, limited-palette screenprint aesthetic
- Each design drops once and is never repeated
- Fiction first, quality always
Why We Made This
We made No Such Apparel for people who want something more interesting than another generic graphic tee. Each release is built around a fictional idea that feels specific, nostalgic, and worth wearing.
The result is apparel that celebrates fictional brands and scenes with the same nostalgia and authenticity as real ones. Each piece tells a story about a world that never was - but maybe should have been.